And they say we women are difficult....

The problems with GUYS:

• If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;


• If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .


• If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;


• If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.


• If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;


• If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.


• If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;


• If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .


• If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;


• If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u..(very true huh?)


• If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;


• If u do he says u are CHEAP .....


• If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME ;


• If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.


• If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;


• If he SCOLDS u , it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)


• If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;


• If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so....


• If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;


• If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMEN


• If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;


• If he does WELL, it's BRAINS . If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;


• If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE !! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

this was forwarded to me, found it too apt. right now there is'nt any troublesome man in my life but i am surrounded with girl friends who are all into 'relationships' with "relationship phobic " men. this seems to be the latest trend in man-woman relationship.

man ( real charmer and to add a modern twist very sensitive as well ) meets woman (mind you i am talking about 25 plus something, successful, independent career women who need men not to take care of them but to love them) and charms her pants off and just when the woman realises that this man is perfect-- a. he is sensitive, b. he understands her, c. has a sense of humour and d. is great to be with....the man oh so casually drops his bombshell....boss he is just a friend, nothing else!!! poor woman is all confused, then why was he giving all those singnals that he is interested? why does he share every teeny weeny bits of his life with her? why does he keep dating her? why does he flirt with her? according to every relationship rule book under the sun these are sure shot ways to telling that you are interested...but hey here you are dealing with 21st century, modern, sensitive metro men who have created their own rules...who are great people but just shit scared of being committed to another human being! but what do women do in such cases? either men publish their romance rule book with all the new rules in bold and throw it to hapless women or stay away from women...maybe some enlightened man would care to respond!